Why We Love Office Supplies w/ the "Staples Baddie"
Getting Better with Jonathan Van Ness
Sony Music
4.9 • 19K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Better Babes. Welcome back to Getting Better. It's me and Jonathan Van Ness. And this episode |
| 0:03.8 | have we got a treat for you. So rewind a little bit to the beginning of the year. I'm mining my own |
| 0:07.6 | business on TikTok and the fiercest Staples Batty crosses my FYP. She is giving me the importance of |
| 0:14.4 | direct mail, stamps, binders. In my case, it was also like the variety of chairs offered by |
| 0:20.0 | Staples. Enter Caden Rowland, aka the Staples the variety of chairs offered by Staples. |
| 0:25.6 | Enter Caden Rowland, aka The Staples Batty, also aka Oblivion on TikTok. |
| 0:30.0 | Today, we're getting better at getting our offices together at home and at our workplace, |
| 0:34.5 | getting our authenticity together, and understanding all of what you can do at Staples, |
| 1:11.5 | with none other than Caden Rowland, aka the Staples Batty. Caden, welcome to getting better. How are you? Oh, God, I'm amazing. Thank you so much for having me. Queen, I'm so excited to meet you in the Flash. Oh my God, I'm excited to meet you in the Flash. You were like unreal. You were so beautiful. And also, here's one thing that I feel like that TikTok filter was like not even giving you justice for is your hair color. I did not realize you were getting it. And there's like, I can tell she's virgin this color. Like that is not, that is like yours of not touching out with anything. God given color. That color is like, oh. People pay good money. And I love the, I mean, it's my favorite thing. |
| 1:30.4 | And just, I don't want to like, I know we just met. And I don't want you to make lifelong promises to someone that, like, you just met. Because it's like stranger danger. But as like a colorist of like 20 years, like, I implore you never to color that. Like, don't. No. I could see like a little face framing mode of highlights if you felt for it because it was like spring and you were like, oh my gosh. |
| 1:28.3 | But it has to be someone who |
| 1:31.5 | knows i would be happy to do but i would be happy to do but i just don't want you to touch your base |
| 1:36.2 | color like that base color literally like the way that like that base color uh huh so gaggy. So pretty. |
| 1:44.7 | My hair's been every other color of the rainbow. |
| 1:47.1 | So it's like, now I just let it sit for years. |
| 1:49.4 | And I'm like, I can't touch it anymore. |
| 1:51.1 | I barely put heat to it. |
| 1:52.7 | Like, I just, I try to take it the best care. |
| 1:54.9 | She's doing you're doing such a good job when I'm gorgeous. |
| 2:00.7 | This podcast is all about truth, honesty and learning from life setbacks. Every week I speak |
| 2:07.0 | with inspiring guests from around the world. But before those big conversations, I sometimes |
| 2:11.9 | need help feeling calm, fresh and confident. That's why I love dove, whole body Deodrent. It gives all day odour protection and can be |
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