I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelaware.org. They want regime change in Venezuela, but I don't understand why the United States would have to wage their war for them. And I'm most interested in chasing the money in the organizations down that are building apartments in Medellin and buying apartment buildings in Miami.

Why are migrants coming to our shores?

It's because of the coup program that virtual ambassador and coup manager Jimmy Story oversaw,

which brought Venezuela's economy to its knees by 2020, reversing all the gains they had made when Hugo Chavez slashed extreme poverty by 50%.

Well, apparently I forgot to wear my tinfoil hat for the panel today.

At least 80 people have been killed in 21 separate US strikes of Venezuel boats,

the most recent of which came only this weekend.

The White House says they're trafficking drugs to the United States,

although we only have their word for that.

And whatever the purpose of the strikes,

is very clear that something big is happening.

The US has sent the world's biggest aircraft carrier to the Caribbean Sea,

where it joins a whole fleet of warships

in the biggest military buildup there for almost 40 years.

Venezuelan dictator Nicholas Maduro has urged Trump to change calls and channel John Lennon instead.

Peace, peace, peace.

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