I use Trump in my life to say things that I cannot say as myself, so you don't get cancelled for it.

Like I was on a plane last week. I was very upset at my seat.

Because I was sitting next to a fat pig of a woman, honestly.

This person was a total slob. She looked like a combination of a vintage Rosie O'Donnell mixed with Chris Christie, okay?

But I didn't say it,

Trump said it, so it's completely fine.

Nothing will ever compare

to the level of absurdity

and comedic positives

of having Trump in office

or just in the culture.

Because it's so crazy

what he's doing and what he's saying

that the material literally writes itself.

Today, we're going to be talking to someone I met three years ago when he was young and nobody had heard of him.

We've stayed in touch and he's now everywhere.

You cannot have missed one of his absolutely brilliant impressions of either Donald Trump

or Barack Obama. He does both sides of the aisle. And what he does is very smartly take

politicians' own words and turn them into a laughing stock and kind of us into a laughing stock too.

I'm talking, of course, about Matt Friend,

who I just think is one of the funniest and the nicest comedians working today.

And I was thrilled when we managed to get him to come into the studio at The Daily Beast.

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