Wow!

Hello and welcome to the Brawnd Japan podcast,

probably the best way of learning about life in Japan without actually being in Japan.

I'm your host Chris Broderba joined as always by England's top Japan enthusiast,

Mr Pete Donaldson Pete, how the devilier today.

I've just eaten an entire plate of yesterday's Chinese, so at around about 25 minutes in,

I'm probably going to have a little snooze and Chris is going to have to do a monologue

for about five minutes to end the show. So that's what you're going to get from me today.

I've been up nice and early fixing a road. There's a private road outside my residence

and being a tenant rather than a homeowner. I didn't realise that it was our responsibility.

It fixed it. So this local man turned up with a digger full of dirt.

A digger full of dirt. A digger full of dirt.

And the local people just came out and started shoveling it off the digger and into the holes,

the potholes that are in our street. The only problem is I didn't have any of the tools required.

I didn't have a shovel, I didn't have a rick. All I had was an admittedly rather sturdy,

bright yellow broom. So that's why I used to tell about. It was just not held for all.

It's absolute imbecile. It's just wafting little bits of soil with my hefty broom around the

place. So I'd like to apologise to the people of Canal Court.

I hope you did it to the soundtrack by Martha and the Vandals dancing in the street.

For some reason I just image of you with a broom.

Like cleaning the road. Yeah, sounds good.

Chris, you're not saying that song because you're such a good singer.

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