Why THEY Don't Want Us to Record the 'Hackers' Episode

Strange Bedfellows

Jack Shepherd and Tanner Greenring

Books, Arts

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

We're taking a break for the Holidays! At least, that's what THEY want you to think. But never fear — there's going to be plenty of sweet, sweet content on our Patreon while you wait, including new weekly episodes of our TGIF show with Jack and special guest host Josh Fjelstad, as well as some long lost episodes of The Baby-Sitters Club Club and our extensive archive of Little Sister Little Episodes. You can find all that and more at Patreon.com/BSCCPodcast, and as soon THEY leave us alone, we'll be back with Hackers. We love you and we kiss you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi everybody, it's Jack here with some important updates on our extremely important show.
0:11.4	We haven't been able to get our latest episode up on schedule due to what we're publicly saying is work and family obligations.
0:18.3	But neither of us work very hard. And family obligations have never
0:21.4	stopped us in the past, despite the fact that, by my last count, I have at least 11 children.
0:26.7	So I'm just going to come out and say it, even though this could get me into a world of trouble.
0:31.7	They don't want us to watch hackers. That's right.
0:38.0	Ever since Tanner and I announced that we'd be watching hackers for the next episode of our
0:41.8	Jane Austen-themed podcast, our lives have become increasingly dangerous in a way that I
0:46.4	can only describe as Final Destination Coded.
0:50.5	Just to give you a couple of examples.
0:52.9	As you all know, Tanner doesn't wash his legs in the shower
0:56.0	because he believes, based on all the scientifically available evidence, that the soap will run down from the body.
1:02.4	That's a direct quote, and no, I don't know why Tanner refers to his torso as the body.
1:08.3	He's been doing this for his whole life, but it was only after we announced that we would be watching hackers for our Jane Austen
1:15.5	theme podcast that his legs started to get moldy.
1:19.4	And yes, he showed me.
1:21.9	As you also know, I like to helpfully correct people when they make grammatical errors and engage
1:26.3	them in helpful and formative discussions about the benefits of an ethical vegan diet.
1:31.7	But ever since we announced that we'd be watching hackers for our Jane Austen theme podcast,
1:37.9	all of a sudden it seems like nobody really wants to talk to me that much anymore.
1:47.1	Also, Tanner's computer was hacked.
1:49.3	Yes, hacked.
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