Greetings, parish orphans and retrogrades. I hope you're having an excellent weekend.

Today, I bring to you a special show with my wife Stephanie Gordon here. What's up, Steph?

Howdy? Sorry, I'll be looking off here. I'm actually running all the tech stuff while I'm on today. So you'll see me kind of peeking off this direction. I'm not quite used to being in this area of the room. Techno-wis, yeah. The techno-wis. A little different today, but I am not. No, you're good. You're good. We keep, thank you all Parish Orphys and Retrogrades out there for

all the kind remarks that really are oriented squarely at this lady here on the improvement of

camera and sound and lighting, because that's all been Steph who's headed that up. I'm an idea guy,

and I get caught up figuring that,

because I care about the ideas more than the appearance

or the sound quality or anything like that,

that you guys do too,

and I realize, you know, tastes are different,

and she's the one that tended to all that.

And today, she appears in front of the camera as we do here on Rules for retrogrades every

once in a while.

I guess all the mean comments would be directed towards me as well about the quality of the show.

Better you than me.

Amen to that, sister.

Okay.

Now, in all seriousness, we are bringing to you today a show on why,

straightforwardly, you just can't trust your kids at the Catholic dioceses anymore for education.

You know, Archbishop Fulton Sheen famously said,

don't trust your kids at Catholic education,

send them to public schools if you want them to stay in the faith. That was 50 years ago that he said

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