Why So Saarious? (Unlocked)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

I'm still settling into my new place/state, so here's a bizarre Patreon-only episode from last year.

This week the Cult takes on two candidates for office openly advocating for pedophilia, one of whom can't stop posting on Facebook, and the other of whom created entire forums dedicated to the cause. The Washington Post somehow makes this the fault of a Democratic governor.

Also: Bernie Sanders advocates for Disneyland workers, and that injustice will not stand

Transcript

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0:00.0	We have room, yeah.
0:00.8	Yeah, we got room.
0:03.2	They got room to cough?
0:05.8	Well, you'll make room, I'm sure.
0:07.4	I'll cough in this weird-looking pillow.
0:11.5	Yeah, don't do that.
0:12.5	Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that.
0:13.9	Yeah, it's probably the one you...
0:15.5	It's the one I put between my legs.
0:16.8	Yeah, I was going to say that, actually.
0:18.6	The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone array.
0:25.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today.
0:29.1	So stay tuned.
0:30.0	We're going to take a few pictures of the desert in how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:35.8	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
0:38.6	Stay tuned, guys.
0:39.5	We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to go.
0:46.1	Just go to the deserts.
0:48.0	Follow their environmental stuff.
0:50.0	Stay tuned.
0:51.0	All right.
0:51.6	I'm Alexander Edward.
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