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What is going on everyone?

Welcome to another episode of Bro history it's Henry

Zamoda and Danny at Belgebar. What's up my friend how are you?

Chillin man as per usual how about yourself? I'm doing I'm doing okay so did you hear about Vladimir Putin wants to clone ancient

horse lords dothraki yes I need to hear about that and it is fucking fascinating and I can't wait to talk about it.

So the Russian government and I'm really surprised that Rachel Madau hasn't picked this up yet but the Russian government

They're planning on cloning

Dothraki warriors from game of Thrones and amassing them on the border of Russia and Ukraine so they can go in and they can start raping and pillaging the Ukraine.

And that doth-racky horde is going to tear through Ukraine

and then it's going to hit countries like Lithuania and Estonia and make it all the way to Western

Europe where they are one army and hopefully they don't actually link up with the unsully warriors with the

darnerius tardigarian because that now would be a huge

you go down that way man I honestly I honestly think you're I mean the dothaki horse warriors were great but right now I mean like you saw the the final battle with the dothraki they're basically just cannon fodder right they're gonna rush out just like they did at that final battle, right?

Poor leadership. Yeah, just poor leaders. They're just going to rush out into Ukraine and they're going to get mowed down by American

weapons and then the Russians will step in later you know it's just

cannon fodder well well you're underestimating them because they have the

ability to regenerate because that episode the long night or battle of Winterfell when they all seem to have perished in some misguided charge with flame swords.

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