Because you bought your robot vacuum on your Barclay card, you got 0% interest for up to 24 months, which makes watching it, hypnotically sweeping up your crumbs, even more satisfying.

Oh, Mr. Bit.

What you buy is your business.

Helping you pay less interest is ours.

Barkley Card, backing your future.

Subject to financial status, new customers only.

Representative example, 24.9% APR representative variable,

24.9% purchase rate per annum based on 1,200 pound credit limit tees and sees and see.

This program is both dedicated to the faithful and presented to the false target

to encourage their renewal of temperance and virtue.

Something don't feel right because it ain't right.

Because if a man can cheat on Megan the stallion,

what hope do the rest of us have?

A few weeks ago, I was zoning out, scrolling through Instagram, dinner recipes, museum pictures, selfies, and then I saw something that shook me to my core.

Cheating, had me around your whole family playing house, got cold feet, holding you down through all your horrible mood swings and treatment toward me

during your basketball season, and now you don't know if you can be monogamous?

Rapper Megan the Stallion said her boyfriend basketball player Clay Thompson cheated on her.

Bitch, I need a real break after this one. Bye y'all.

Next.

The group chats activated immediately.

My friends and I were stunned, shocked, and then enraged.

The thing is, we don't actually know these people.

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