It's a trip. It's got a funky beat, and I can bog out to it.

Welcome to the Unapologetic Man podcast.

The only podcast that's all about self-improvement, confidence, success, women, and being a man without making any apologies for it.

What is up, brother? How you doing today, man?

Oh, no shit. That girl from the other night?

Yeah, dude. She was banging on a brunette, right?

Ooh. Yeah, she was hot. So what happened, dude?

No way. Yeah. Yeah, man. Sometimes when you get down there, it's, you know, it really just depends.

I think it's a diet thing, you know? I think it's what she eats.

And sometimes it's like putting your tongue on a battery, you know what I mean?

Oh, yeah. That's usually a sign of a yeast infection.

You may want to dip out of there. I ever tell you what my best friend's dad told me.

He's like, yo, if you can't eat it, don't fuck it.

Now, of course, he was a true douchebag. He was, he was actually a biker.

He was a pool hustler. And he used to say that when he used to laugh so hard.

But here's what you do, bro. You do the ol' karate chop maneuver, right?

If I told you that, no, okay, here's what you do.

Get your hand, right? When you're making out and you're going to, you're going to kind of rub down there a little bit.

Slap the karate chop in there, give it a couple of rubs and then kind of like it's your nose, right?

And whilst you itch your nose, you give it a little sniff. Oh, you did that.

You did it and it was, it was good. Okay, but you get down there and the battery happened.

Oh, and you hit it anyway, huh? Well, you didn't listen to the advice.

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