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Plumbing the Death Star

Why isn't Nightcrawler Fat?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2015

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes open the fridge, consider exercise, and decide teleportation is much easier. We discuss Joel Duscher’s patented Mutant Bird Theory, the X-Mansion patented Food-Ball, and how unlike a school Xavier's School for Gifted Students really is. Jackson can't imagine Scott Summers stopping in for a sneaky Maccas run, Zammit discovers he smoked cigarettes wrong, and Duscher decides to educate the gang on the nature of antibiotics. So turn the Danger Room into a gym, pluck an apple from Xavier’s orchard, and try not to turn your mutant powers into a crutch. It’s time to save the world and there’s no short cuts when the stakes are this high.Want to help Xavier cut down on his food bill? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help provide some financial relief for a man in wheelchair that just wants to do good.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least seven books about forming healthy habits when you’re superpowered.

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algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.

0:22.4

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.

0:32.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:36.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply, check the Uber app.

0:41.0

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0:56.3

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You have the best Christmas ever.

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