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🗓️ 28 July 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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0:00.0 | People always imagine surveyors working in the mountains or along beautiful stretches of coastline, |
0:07.0 | standing nobly against the horizon with a tripod and scope. |
0:12.0 | The truth is, most of the time we're standing alone in a field that doesn't deserve anyone's attention. |
0:20.0 | Empty, sun bleached, littered with scrap metal or half-dead hedgerows choking in plastic bags, |
0:27.6 | places waiting to become something else. |
0:31.6 | That morning was no different. |
0:34.6 | A wide, flat stretch of land on the outskirts of a dead-end town. The kind |
0:39.9 | of sight where the councillor had already approved development before anyone bothered |
0:43.9 | sending me to check for subservice problems. You'd think if they were serious about health and safety, |
0:50.8 | they'd prioritise this step earlier. But half my work comes down to ticking boxes |
0:55.8 | after decisions have been made. I parked my truck on the edge of the field, grabbed my gear |
1:03.2 | and hiked out into the waist-high grass with my boots soaking up yesterday's rain. |
1:09.6 | Usual checklist. |
1:11.6 | Boundary confirmation, soil composition, utilities, elevation consistency. |
1:17.6 | My kit was standard. |
1:19.6 | A total station for accuracy, a handheld GNS receiver, and the ground penetrating radar to check beneath the surface. |
1:29.6 | Expensive tools treated better than my own health. |
1:33.6 | I logged everything methodically. |
1:36.3 | That's how I worked. |
1:38.0 | I follow process, keep my paperwork tight, never cut corners, even when I know it won't matter to anyone but me. |
1:47.0 | The first couple of hours passed like they always did. |
1:51.0 | Slow, methodical, solitary. |
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