Why is the Death Star Spherical?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2015

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes exit hyperspace, wonder what that second moon is doing there and get lost in it’s spooky and empty corridors while wondering why the Death Star is spherical. We wonder what destroying Alderaan really accomplishes, explain how bubbles work and delve deeply into our favourite moon related theory. Jackson realises the Death Star isn’t made for ramming, Zammit explains the Emperor's true motivations and Duscher just wants people to pronounce AT-AT properly. It’s a question of design as the boys wonder why you'd bring a metal donkey to a spaceship fight.Want to help fund research to just how much air is in space? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the understanding of this far, far away galaxy.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least six-hundred-and-sixty-one books about Spooky Death Star Stories.

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0:00.0	Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok.
0:03.8	Watch it too much and make us go viral.
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0:10.8	and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that
0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:22.4	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.
0:32.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:36.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply, check the Uber app.
0:41.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:45.0	Thank you for calling National Lottery.
0:46.0	I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:49.0	Yeah, I think I have.
0:50.0	I'll just take to double check for I do a cartwheel.
0:52.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:56.3	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
1:00.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
1:06.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery.
1:07.0	Rules and procedures apply.
1:09.0	Players must be 18 or over.
1:11.0	Sans Pants Radio. or over. bubble store. So if you thought, hey, you know what my wardrobe needs?
1:22.8	Joe Duch's face on my chest.
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