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This is LBC from Global,

leading Britain's conversation

with James O'Brien.

Good morning. Here's a funny one, right? Just looking at the news. By the way, it's Thursday. I must keep reminding myself of that,

because it feels a little bit like Friday, for those of us who are going to to finish work for a long weekend today, not to make light, of course, of the religious festival that Christians will be celebrating.

And in the next hour of the programme, I think we will take one of our probably incorrectly rare strolls into religious territory, not least because this week's full disclosure features an interview with the Archbishop of Canterbury, which I think might have affected me more than many

of the, almost all of the interviews I've ever done before. I shall tell you, I shall tell you later,

on a rather lighter note, why do you think Morrison's is in trouble at the moment? Because it has a

hot cross bun flavored what?

What have they infused with the flavor of hot cross buns and so inflamed supposedly some Christian sensibilities,

although this usually means ringing up a one-man band who's desperate to get their name in the paper

and have set up an organisation

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