Hello and welcome to why is Mr. Feeney-A-Kar this millennial's guide to the leg scraping cow

escaping help my vision is fading very special episodes of yesteryear.

My name is Jay McCain, with me as always as Aron.

And my question to you, the listeners,

is this the cottage cord trad wife stuff

that you want so badly.

Yeah, this is very, I got, I got some Tradwife jokes too.

This is, this is a podcast for the moment,

or the cultural zeitgeist.

If anything, this should be like required watching

for anyone who wants to live a trad wife lifestyle.

Yeah, it wasn't all peaches and cream.

Yeah, especially since we're not believing in vaccines, you know, you might need to research some herbal remedies. Get some bread poultice on your tetanus.

Do some hot knife, self-surgery?

Uh-huh. All the while, your bacon pies and chasing cows.

And I tell you what, Carolyn Ingalls, I didn't realize this as a kid because I was sweet on the

Laura, the little girl, but she's kind of a hottie, kind of a trad wife hottie Michael

Michael Landon knows how to pick him

Well, he ain't too bad looking himself. He's a good looking guy. He uh, did you I did not know this until I was reading into Little House on a Prairie tonight, but Michael

Landon kind of, he didn't write it to some lady named Blanch, right, I guess didn't,

it didn't create it.

But he's credited as a show producer, he starred in it,

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