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Why is Mr. Feeny a Car?! - S03E03 - Saved by the Bell (1989) - S02E09 - “Jessie’s Song”

Bald Move Pulp

Bald Move

After Shows, Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Coke? Don’t make me laugh? Meth? Kid’s stuff. Alcohol? Mother’s milk. The real threat to teenagers way back in the 1900’s was the demon caffeine. It even brought down squeaky clean, driven, intelligent young women with bright future prospects. Take Jessie here. One bad Geometry exam and she’s hitting that bottle harder than Frank Thomas. Gather your loved ones to watch this episode, it just might save your life! Got something to say? Send it in to feeny@baldmove.com. You find our co-host Jay McKane streaming weekly over on https://www.twitch.tv/blue_jay_streams. Hey there!  Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Join the Club! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You know, finding your best summer shouldn't be so hard.

0:03.8

Scan your next Coca-Cola Zero Sugar and play for a chance to grab your pass to summer's biggest

0:08.4

events, including music festivals, the Away for Euro 2024 and the Olympic Games Paris 2024.

0:14.0

G.B 18-plus-only for motion ends 19th of May for full season sees

0:17.0

visit coke.co. UK slash app slash summer 2024. Hello and welcome to why is Mr. Finney a card the pill-popin single drop-in guide to the very special

0:37.0

episodes of yesterday. I'm Jay McCain with me is A. Ron Hubbard. How you doing A-Ron?

0:41.9

I'm doing wonderful tonight Jay. How are you?

0:44.6

I could be a little more beaked up on caffeine to be honest. Yeah I meant to go buy

0:51.6

Walgreens and get a couple of...

0:54.0

I try to think of what... I'm trying to think of what I took because this this uncovered a core

1:00.0

memory. I used to be a... I have a confession. I was a caffeine pill addict from the time I was 17

1:06.8

until about the time I was 20 and I was going to I was going to stop by Walgreen and

1:11.6

pick up my favorite guy. I can't remember what the name-brand caffeine pill was.

1:14.5

I want to say it's Vivaans, but that's like AEDD medicine.

1:17.4

I...

1:18.4

Vivaverin?

1:20.4

Vivain?

1:21.4

Maybe it's Vivain.

1:21.6

That was my pillar choice. My confession is I've never taken a caffeine pill.

1:27.3

Really? I drink my caffeine. Well I did so like I started noticing that like because like I couldn't stand diet coaks so I couldn't drink those and I hated I've always hated coffee

1:38.4

So I found a loophole where I could just take like every couple hours a caffeine pill and I was like you know buzzed all day long and yeah

1:47.4

I I never watched this show when I I may I don't even think I've seen an entire episode of this show saved by the bell.

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