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Why is Mr. Feeny a Car?! - S02E04 - Dukes of Hazzard (1979): “One Armed Bandits”

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Bald Move

Tv Reviews, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The Dukes of Hazzard in a very entertaining show that is unfortunately buried underneath multiple layers of Daughters of the Confederacy obfuscation and Hollywood writing room ignorance. Good looking guys and gals tear-assing around the countryside in a classic American muscle car clowning on corrupt law enforcement all while fighting for justice and the underprivileged. What’s not to like? Wait, they’re calling that car the General what now? And what’s that on its roof? Oh. Ah. Okay. Hear us out. We have a plan to save the Duke boys from themselves! Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Join the Club! Got something to say? Send it in to knightrider@baldmove.com. You find our co-host Jay McKane streaming weekly over on https://www.twitch.tv/blue_jay_streams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Just a good old boy, never mean it no harm, beats all you've never saw been in trouble

0:15.9

with the law, such a day they was born, straightening to her.

0:24.4

Hello and welcome to Why is Mr. Finiacar, a TV guide review podcast of the action shows of

0:33.6

Yesteryear. And today we're just a couple of good old boys, never mean it no harm.

0:43.0

Been recording this pod since the day we was born.

0:46.2

Today is another great car show, Jigs of Hazard. And yeah, I just want to say thank you for

0:52.8

introducing me to this television show, Aaron, because spoiler alert, I loved it.

0:57.6

It's, it's a great show. And I, I, I, I texted you, it's like, you have now seen every

1:03.9

Dukes of Hazard episode ever. Like I cannot fucking believe how much of a Dukes of Hazard episode

1:10.2

this is, how representative of the whole. It's got everything. It's literally got everything.

1:15.9

There's only one iconic thing that this episode doesn't have,

1:19.7

which is a good old-fashioned hood slide. Apparently they didn't

1:23.8

invent that. There was one. There, are you sure? Because like the,

1:29.3

the, maybe the credit sequence, he's, he's slid over on his knee, not on his booty.

1:36.4

I guarantee you episode proper, because like the, the lore goes that in the, in the second

1:42.0

episode, Tom Wopat goes to leap. He was on like an embankment and he was going to jump over

1:48.4

to the hood and he trips and ends up sliding over and he actually, he rams his hitbone into the

1:54.0

car's antenna. And you can actually hear him go like, ah, and the director thought it was so

1:59.6

fucking cool. They're like, we're going to do that. We are no longer walking around cars. We're

2:04.0

going to slide across hoods. And in subsequent episodes, they removed the antenna from the general

2:08.2

B. Facilitate said slide. Well, the CB, the CB radio is a plot point in this episode.

2:17.3

Oh, yeah, it's in every episode. Like it's, it's, it's, it's a big deal. This is a very,

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