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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

This week we finally throw off our shackles, stand up straight, and flick off that goddamn jackass who's always on our TV

Also: Israel begins its punishing assault on Gaza, killing hundreds, including hundreds of children. We address the 9/11 style bloodthirsty fervor gripping the US and respond to pro-Israel arguments in the media.

Finally: There's another Biden penis in town and we all have to see it for some reason.

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0:00.0	we were taught that after since 9-11 happened you know when we were when we were youth we were taught like
0:07.3	oh like you know 9-11 happened because god told them to do that too like that's that that was
0:12.5	what we started with yeah you know and like yeah they've been told that and they still believe that
0:17.7	they still believe that like every little, every little kid in
0:21.2	Palestine who's like, you know, at the skate pal program learning how to drop in,
0:26.2	um, is, is only learning how to drop in so they can better become terrorists later on.
0:31.8	Yeah, they're going to cross the border on skateboards next time.
0:35.8	They're going to Tony Hawk over the, over the,
0:37.6	the containment.
0:39.3	Yeah, one, the, the, um, the scout terrorist is going to, uh, jump is going to
0:47.3	back side air off of the court, the hastily built quarter pipe they've constructed.
0:52.8	Grind on the top of the border fence which will then
0:56.4	destroy it as he's grinding through each one of the links the the ties that brings the chain
1:03.6	link to the pole snaps off behind him and it just un unrolls for everybody else to jump in
1:09.8	and for some reason when he hit the last pin,
1:12.9	it does explode, explode.
1:16.7	Sir, we're getting reports that the enemy has spelled S-K-A-T.
1:22.6	He's called for E.
1:24.3	He's going to hit a any moment.
1:25.8	We need to know what to do.
1:28.4	This combo's so sick,
1:29.7	oh no!
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