"I am here to kill the Queen."

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: Militants break free from Gaza and into Israel, gunning down military members and civilians alike. We discuss this in the context of the ongoing occupation and imprisonment of the Palestinian people, and why such a people may not be concerned with military codes of conduct

Also: The Young Guns have finally fallen as Kevin McCarthy is embarrassingly ousted from his role as Speaker of the House by Matt Gaetz, 6 other republicans, and the Democrats. We discuss the disparate reactions from responsible republicans and the base

Finally: an AI chatbot tells a lonely Sith-lord to kill the Queen of England, as new details emerge about the 2021 attempt on the monarch’s life

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Music:

Cave In - Seafrost

Wham! - Young Guns

Tortoise - Six Pack

Transcript

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that corner.
0:22.0	Stay tuned, guys.
0:27.5	We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to.
0:32.4	All there in our people are in our people.
0:32.9	Stay tuned.
0:34.9	All right.
0:36.0	I'm Alexander Edward.
0:37.5	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:44.1	And we are a Minion Death Cult. The world is ending. Jedi Master, Her Royal Highness, Elizabeth the Second is responsible. And we're documenting it. What's up, everybody? Thanks for listening to Minion
0:51.9	Death Cult. Up top, I'm shipping out orders. I'm shipping
0:56.5	out everybody's shirts this weekend. I'm trying to get them all done by Monday. It'd be great
1:01.2	to have them go out on Monday. Might be a Tuesday situation. We'll see. I'm about halfway through
1:05.8	packing everything. And then I got to put shipping labels on everything. It's a long process,
1:10.8	folks. I'm going to get those out on everything. It's a long process, folks.
1:12.4	I'm going to get those out to you.
1:13.5	You should get a confirmation email that your stuff is on the way.
1:19.2	So thanks for your patience.
1:21.5	It's like my third job.
1:23.5	So it just kind of takes a little back burner while the orders add up. And then I do them all at once. It's just kind of the easiest way for me to do them. But yeah, those should get out this weekend. Thank you all for buying shirts and stickers. We have like a handful of shirts left. The very sweet.
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