Why INCEL LOSERS Love Trump’s Tariffs | TMT #123

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

5 • 739 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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In this episode the Pearlmans address Trump's tariffs crashing the market, why incels love them, conservative influencers crying crocodile tears, and how China is humorously responding to all this. They also tackle the beautiful chaos of the Minecraft movie.

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0:00 Intro - Incels Like Tariffs
0:34 Market Crash
6:48 Conservative Influencer's Tears
11:57 Zocdoc
13:10 INCELS LOVE TARIFFS
14:37 Gen Z Boss and a Mini
26:07 Kanye and Bon Iver's Sponsorship
31:00 Delusional Conservatives (Dave Portnoy, Tim Pool, Batman)
41:35 China Humiliates Trump and America
49:55 Minecraft Movie Mayhem

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0:00.0	Most people hate the tariffs. They think it's a terrible idea, but there are some people who like them.
0:05.8	I'm talking about in-cells. What? Yes, Mrs. Pearl Mania. Wait, they're willing to pay tariffs.
0:11.8	Well, they're willing to pay $8 for a free website. They're also willing to pay tariffs. You know why?
0:16.1	No, why? Because they hate women that much. Holy shit. Wait, what?
0:19.5	They, listen, I'm going to explain more.
0:22.0	As we get deeper into all of the things we've looked up this week.
0:25.6	You know why?
0:26.2	Why?
0:26.6	Because this is.
0:27.6	Too many times.
0:31.2	Remember to smile.
0:33.7	Well, what a week it's been for anyone who has ever seen a graph, right?
0:39.4	It's been for graphs.
0:40.8	For those that know how to read, real bummer.
0:44.1	That's, honestly, that's been like every day.
0:46.5	That's been every day at 2025.
0:48.2	For those who know how to read, real bummer.
0:50.5	Yeah.
0:50.9	I'm here with the esteemable, the wonderful, the amazing.
0:53.7	You're not going to give me your hand?
0:54.5	No, I didn't do my nails.
0:55.5	This is Mrs. Pearl Mania over here.
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