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Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

The Patron Saint of Influencers | TMT #124

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

5739 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

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In this episode the Pearlmans talk the First Millennial Saint canonized by the catholic church some are calling the patron saint of influencers, the terrifying lives of other past saints, how funny Chinese netizens are being about Western luxury goods, and Mrs. Pearlmania addresses THE haters.

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0:00 Intro - Pearlmania500 The Preacher
0:52 The First Millennial Saint
14:11 Catholics Collect Saints Like Pokemon
22:04 The Terrifying Lives of Catholic Saints
48:15 Factor Meals
49:48 Hilarious Chinese TikToks on Luxury Goods
1:04:38 Mrs. P. Addresses THE Haters

Transcript

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0:00.0

Many of you have been scrolling across Instagram, scrolling across TikTok, and you've been seeing influencers and content creators that have lost their way.

0:08.2

Hopping on private planes with brand deals and flying to California to go clamping.

0:13.8

Fly among the stars on billionaire rockets to become one with the heavens.

0:20.5

You've seen them turn away.

0:22.6

But now there is a patron saint for these influencers,

0:26.6

these content creators, and yes, even the Minecraft streamers,

0:30.6

there is a patron saint for all of them here,

0:34.6

and the good news has been dropped all the way from the Pope in Rome.

0:39.7

We've prepared ourselves, our mind, and our body, because we have opened.

0:49.3

Remember to smile.

0:51.5

Today's episode is an pretty crazy one

0:54.6

That we're going to be talking about the first millennial saint that was just named

0:58.3

But before we get into that, just for our long time listeners

1:00.9

I know the last bunch of episodes have been a little bit different

1:03.1

And a little bit more intense because we've been dealing with stuff that is kind of you know

1:06.6

happening right now I just want to go ahead and hit you guys with a guarantee button I have been hit in a long time.

1:11.3

And that's our no Nazi guarantee.

1:16.5

For our new listeners, we had a button made.

1:19.7

Yes.

1:21.2

What, in the season, end of season one?

1:23.3

And the season one, we had to create a button, the no Nazi guarantee button.

1:26.5

And that button is also to let you know, this is a good vibes episode.

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