Welcome back to Charlotte Crosby Always On.

I'm going to be coming to your ears as often as I can updating you on absolutely everything from my family life, inside my relationship and even what my Georgie short friends are up here these days.

Today, I thought we could have a little catch-up

because it's been a minute, I've got quite a lot of stuff to say, to be honest.

Like, quite a lot.

Like, from all different realms,

I feel like there's been a lot going on.

And I'm going to be honest,

I rarely have time to go on my Instagram

stories and talk shit anymore like I just don't have the time like having a child really

puts life into perspective doesn't it like it minimises. You tend to look back and think,

wow, I had so much time before this and I didn't even realise.

Like, what was I doing with all of that extra time I had before I had a child?

Just sitting around and doing nothing with it.

How productive I could have been looking back now,

now that my time is now minimised. But no, it's just busy,

it's busy, busy, busy, busy. Now, I'm going to start with kind of looking at, like,

let's always start with the Oracle of all knowledge, the way you hear first, the Bible of everyone's true life, the press.

Why not? Why not see what you all know through the press and see what the real deal is?

So let's just type my name into Google.

Hold on, I've spelled my second name wrong.

Okay, let's start from way back, way back.

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