Why I'm Done Using Doordash by AuthorJoJo
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ποΈ 19 August 2019
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| 0:00.0 | I'm not too ashamed to admit that the advancement of technology and our ever increasing ease |
| 0:06.1 | of access to it has made me a little lazy. |
| 0:11.0 | I can't be the only one, so many of the things that we used to need to put pants on for |
| 0:16.6 | or now write out our fingertips. |
| 0:18.4 | Lots of groceries? |
| 0:19.9 | Boom. |
| 0:20.9 | Postmates or Instacart will hand deliver anything you want from the store. |
| 0:25.1 | Want some greasy fast food but don't want to wait in line while the person in front |
| 0:28.4 | of you has to feed 300 people? |
| 0:31.1 | Well, have someone from DoorDash or GrubHub go through the nonsense for you? |
| 0:35.5 | You need to get somewhere about your cars in the shop and public transportation is the absolute |
| 0:39.6 | worst? |
| 0:40.6 | Jump right into an Uber or a lift. |
| 0:42.6 | But for these you might still want to reconsider throwing some pants on. |
| 0:46.9 | That is just scratching the surface. |
| 0:48.9 | New ones are popping up nearly daily trying to find their niche in the market. |
| 0:52.4 | Not to mention you can just order almost anything that exists in the world from Amazon. |
| 0:56.6 | It's only a matter of time before they figure out trans-dimensional gateways and can |
| 1:00.9 | grab anything you want from any reality. |
| 1:03.2 | So it was fairly easy for me to fall into this trap of spending a few extra dollars to |
| 1:06.8 | give myself some convenience. |
| 1:07.9 | I'm not rich by any means. |
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