do do there we go good morning everybody welcome welcome welcome all is welcome we're 500 feet

above the streets in new york city and wow it looks very very nice behind me that's uh the island

of manhattan and uh the sun is going to be popping in in a little bit uh and there you go we're

we're back to the city after a after a glorious

Thanksgiving way out east at the ocean I am so done with turkey you're done with turkey

right you know I said before before Thanksgiving I'm like no one likes turkey no one so one of my leftover plates i'm like

you know what let me let me uh do a little experiment let me get a whole nice plate of thanksgiving

we got the potatoes we got the uh cranberry sauce we got the stuffing we got the corn

what else a little coleslaw, mashed potatoes. And then I decided for my last plate of Thanksgiving, because you know how it goes, right? Thanksgiving, you're into it. You pretty much have two plates. You have the main plate. And then later in the night when you're watching a movie with the family or something, you get up and you get a second plate. We all know that. And then the next day, you're like, oh, we got Thanksgiving in the refrigerator. And you get yourself another plate. And then what happens? That's Friday, right? Then Saturday, you don't even want to look at the goddamn left over. You're like, oh, enough of this.

And then Sunday, you pop back in and you're like, you know what?

I'm going to have one more plate.

So my experiment was Thanksgiving without the gravy.

And I'm here to say without the gravy, turkey steaks.

But I hope you had a fine, fine Thanksgiving.

I had a fine, fine Thanksgiving. I had a fine, fine Thanksgiving.

It was nice to be with family and friends and blah, blah, blah.

It was nice to stuff myself with turkey and have a good cry.

A lot of people reached out, by the way, and I greatly appreciate you. Even haters,

even haters reached out about the passing of my mom a sad, sad situation. I mourned the passing of my mom many, many years ago. So when she died,

I'm like, you know what? This is a piece of cake. We got this. My wife kept checking in on me.

And I'm like, I got this. You know, you know the deal. And then I watched watched stupid, stupid Christmas vacation with Chubby Chase.

And I started bawling.

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