Welcome to the guided meditation podcast. Let's begin by lying down completely still.

Ah, time to relax.

So, okay, why are you on the floor? Oh my god, are you okay?

I can't help you. Don't lie, bro. I know the kiss of life.

No!

Life, a second chance, a rebirth.

Tuna.

Oh yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich.

Oh.

I don't want but that meerkat it, with compassion marked.

Simples, huh?

Atheists get something of a bad rap.

When a religious person hears the word, it often fills them with a sense of dread or anger.

Personally, I believe this is because the possibility that the god they have dedicated their lives to, being fake, fills them with an empty sadness.

I don't believe in God.

Along with that, I don't believe in ghosts, ghouls, or monsters.

This isn't a story about some supernatural terror that stalks the night.

If things like that do exist, I haven't seen them.

You have to understand that I am a skeptic first.

I only believe in what evidence compels me to believe, and that is why I am an atheist.

What I have seen is far more terrifying than any monster.

I was not always an atheist.

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