Why Husbands Shouldn’t Text Their Wives🎙 #345
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🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, Ryan shares an update on his lawn mowing routine. At (6:36), Myles comes out of concrete retirement.. At (22:09), we break down why you shouldn’t text your wife at work—and the funny reasons behind it. Then at (29:08), we build the ultimate high school basketball officiating squad (yes, it’s all about having fun). At (51:15), Jerrod dives into a wild hypothetical from Reddit, followed by a chat at (1:02:44) about hockey and even a quirky fun fact about the smell of books.Tap here for PrizePicks: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/YBR
0:00 Intro0:45 Ryan’s Lawn Mowing Update6:36 Myles Comes Out of Concrete Retirement22:09 Why You Shouldn’t Text Your Wife at Work29:08 The Ultimate High School Basketball Officiating Squad51:15 Hypothetical Situation from Reddit1:02:44 Talking Hockey + Fun Fact About the Smell of Books
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the You Betcha Radio podcast. Hey, yo. The boys are here. The boys are full strength. And, uh, winded. Yeah, you are a little winded. Ran up the stairs. A lot of stairs. A lot of stairs. The first half of the windedness came from the scooter. I was going about 15, 16 miles an hour. |
| 0:22.1 | Ah, probably faster than that. |
| 0:22.9 | I can probably run. |
| 0:24.9 | So between the scooter, between the scooter and you just basically jumping up the stairs, |
| 0:30.5 | how many times do you think your feet touch the ground? |
| 0:35.0 | Six. |
| 0:36.0 | He's like, that's like a good 150-yard traverse for Ryan. Yeah, it's like that's a good |
| 0:38.1 | 150 yard traverse for Ryan |
| 0:40.6 | yeah it was one push on the scooter and like you know |
| 0:44.0 | triple jump each step five times 15 steps |
| 0:47.7 | checks out yeah I don't want to be this guy but I think one of these days you're |
| 0:50.9 | going to get hurt on that scooter. Remember the hoverboard? Yeah, you did eat shit on the hoverboard. Yeah, I think getting hurt and wiping out. There are two different things. What's your definition? They don't go hand in hand. What would be like, I got hurt? You know, I mean? I mean, I think a tail whip to the ankle is getting hurt. Okay. Okay, I don't know. I'm saying like, I think if you're getting hurt, like braces are involved. You know, like if you got your wrist brace on again, that I'd say you're. Yeah. If you just take a, it obviously hurts to take a razor scooter to the shin or the ankle. Yeah. But I don't, I wouldn't say you're hurt. Yeah. No, I feel like anything. Because I've been hurt already on the razor scooter if that's what we're going off. Yeah. Anything that impairs my legs or my arms. Okay. That I can't move them properly. Okay. Anything that he would potentially have to go into a blue medical tent like the NFL. |
| 1:46.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:47.1 | That's considered hurt in my opinion. |
| 1:48.9 | Anything that requires a second look. |
| 1:51.5 | Anything that, yeah, anything that requires some sort of protocol, we probably say that he got hurt. |
| 1:56.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:56.8 | Now if a wheel falls off, I'm fucked. |
| 1:59.3 | Right. |
| 1:59.5 | I'm going like, I'm going straight over the handlebars. |
| 2:03.3 | Hopefully I'm not ex of the shipping container bar because if I go ahead first than that, |
| 2:07.5 | you won't hear for me for a while. |
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