The Box of Oddities.

Last night we had a big thunderstorm here in Orlando and the power went out.

In order to try to keep myself from getting depressed because it kind of triggered me

after all those rolling blackouts that we lived through in Ecuador.

I got to think, well, I'm going to look at this as a positive.

What is a good way? What is a way that our ancestors used to entertain themselves when they

didn't have electricity? So we went to Target, which was fun, and they had the emergency lights on

and a couple of cashiers working. It was a little spooky. For some reason, it made me feel

like I was shopping in the county. She's referring to the Roostick County, the largest county in the state

of Maine, the entire top of the state where everything is dimly lit. I just, I guess that's what it was.

I'm not sure. It felt, it felt to me like a zombie

apocalypse. It did feel that way a little bit. And when you walked in, they were like, hey,

there are some things that aren't available right now. The pharmacy's not available and the

freezer section isn't available. And I was like, awesome. Because we were there for dishwasher

soap and yogurt.

Like our ancestors used to.

Like our ancestors.

We'd gather.

So we scoodled down and we got to the yogurt area and I opened one of the coolers and this

woman whooped around the corner and she went, hey, which frightened me a little bit. I don't respond well to that. Nothing out of the freezers. And I said, oh, no? And she went, no. It's like, okay. First of all, this isn't a freezer. It's refrigerated. Right. And to avoid an argument about semantics, we just kind of put the yogurt back. It was a refrigerated unit. It wasn't a

freezer. I guess the freezer section. Yeah, maybe. But I intentionally listened for

refrigerators or refrigerated section when we were told where not to shop because I was there for

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