Why Haven't We Done a Vs Episode LIVE?!

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes climb onstage, shield their eyes against the lights, take a sip of their water and ask why haven't we done a versus episode live? We decide whether or not it's fair to play soccer against a cripple, learn about chess-boxing, and settle the coke-pepsi debate once and for all. Zoe takes issue with Batman calling himself Batman, Zammit wonders who a planet is trying to impress, Jackson absolutely destroys some mummies, and Duscher just wants to be the best weekend dad he can be. So gather round, place your bets, and listen in as the versus matches stop being about punch ons and start being about fatherhood. Want to help us do more live shows?

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0:00.0	Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok.
0:03.8	Watch it too much and make us go viral.
0:06.0	Now on, help ruin other people's days.
0:08.6	Just search for plumbing the Death Star on Tik-Tok
0:10.8	and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that
0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:22.4	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:29.2	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.
0:36.0	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.
0:41.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:45.0	Thank you for calling National Lottery.
0:46.0	I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:49.0	Yeah, I think I have.
0:50.0	I'll just take to double check for I do a cartwheel.
0:52.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:56.3	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
1:00.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
1:06.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery.
1:07.0	Rules and procedures apply.
1:09.0	Players must be 18 or over.
1:11.0	Sandspence Radio I I went to the moped store and said,
1:15.0	fuck it and then I went home because you don't say fuck it if you're going to buy a moped.
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