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I have exciting food heist news.

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Oh, I'm glad that we're recording. Here you go. I have two bits of exciting food heist news.

Okay.

So one of them came in from alert listener Michael Willis.

Yeah.

Who was recently at a cargo security conference.

Uh-huh.

And one of the things he learned there is that food and beverages, food heists,

account for 30% of all cargo thefts worldwide,

which is the single largest category of cargo theft.

Wow.

Like, I'm now imagining people on those giant shipping things coming,

like from China to America, and they

are, you know, heisting those. You say cargo. I'm not thinking, you know, of the trucks, I'm thinking

about these. If it's 30 percent. You're thinking giant cargo containers. Yeah. So the bananas are

coming up, and maybe there's some animal themed, you know, maybe there's some orcas.

You know, Orcas now attack ships occasionally, and, you know, they're really good at knocking

seals off of ice sheets. So maybe they've been knocking stuff off. Well, and, you know, a lot of

listeners are thinking, oh, but Orcas's only attacked the small boats like yachts and

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