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Plumbing the Death Star

Why Hasn't Professor X's School for Xtraordinary Children Been Shut Down?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2016

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes take a trip to 1407 Graymalkin Lane for an official inspection, meet a charming man with a luscious head of hair and give it a solid A++ for being outstanding and never once question why Professor X’s School for Xtraordinary Children has been shut down. We look at how government officials would approach the school, why Wolverine shouldn’t be a teacher and work out to how to control mutant teenagers. Jackson doesn’t think Professor X would get a Working with Children’s Check, Zammit is hiding students in broom cupboards and Duscher just wants to teach at the school. It’s a number of checks and balances as we pin everything down to mind powers and promptly forget everything we’ve just seen. Want to help governments regulate predatory schools? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make sure Professor X does all the relevant paperwork. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Wolverine today!In the mood for some Young Adult reading? Just search for Keys of Cobolt on amazon.com today or follow the link http://tinyurl.com/keys-of-cobolt to enjoy some sweet man vs god vs demon vs the undead adventures.

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0:41.0

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0:56.3

Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?

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You have the best Christmas ever.

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Rules and procedures apply.

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Players must be 18 or over.

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Since Spence, I will fight you on the internet.

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Today's episode is sponsored by D.K. Roman and his e-book The Keys of Koboldt, Hunt for the Solar Warrior.

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