Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, of all the offensive and shocking things Matt Walsh has said over the course of his career,

nothing has earned him a you shut your filthy mouth more than the shockingly offensive thing he just said about curling.

Behold!

If she delivers again, the Swedes are golden.

Wow!

Land!

Land!

Yellow!

And it'll do the trick!

Didn't even land in the target, so I don't know why the woman was screaming like that.

Pushes the puck down the rank and then starts screaming like a schizophrenic hobo. And you got the guy with the broom. And they're not doing anything. Let's just be real about this, okay? It's like when you're a kid and your dad's out mowing the lawn and you have your little plastic, Fisher Price lawnmower. Oh, isn't he cute? He thinks he's doing something. And I don't want to hear anyone tell me. Oh, no, Matt. You know, you don't understand curling. The broom guy is really important.

Yeah, whatever.

Nerd. Oh, isn't he cute? He thinks he's doing something. And I don't want to hear anyone tell me. Oh, no, Matt. You know, you don't understand curling. The broom guy is really important.

Yeah, whatever, nerd. This nerd, Mr. Matthew Walsh, is going to set the record straight just a little bit.

Now, I do appreciate it's a bizarre sport to like. I happen to like darts a lot.

Like I can watch darts while I'm jogging all day.

I happen to like poker, but poker obviously is a little bit more exciting.

I happen to like bowling.

I love watching bowling.

The only thing I don't like is the match play where everybody takes two frames.

There are certain games that are just relaxing to watch.

I happen to like bowling as an activity. I'm not bad. I've averaged over 200 for my three

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