Confess it to the petrol dentist you wet decklands.

Welcome to the Blind Buy podcast.

I'm going to be whispering,

whispering this week's podcast because

I've been sick for the past three or four days.

It started in my throat and it went to my nose and went down to my chest but my voice is

fucked. So I have the microphone turned up nice and loud and I'm effectively whispering.

I'm whispering into the mic this week because if I raise my voice in any way, I'll

begin to croak like a mating bullfrog, but my microphone

is turned up very loud, so I've had to turn off. I've had to turn off my mini fridge.

I've recently had to purchase a mini fridge for my office.

It's tiny, slightly larger than a lunchbox, and it holds one pint of milk and keeps it cold.

That's all my mini-fridge does.

Outside of that, it makes a high-pitched whistling noise, which could

definitely be picked up by this microphone because I have it turned up so loud so I had to turn

off the fridge. Let's turn the fridge off for the duration of this week's recording.

I said I had to buy this fridge.

I had to buy this fridge under duse. I don't want this fridge. So in my office, as you know I record this

podcast in an office building, in a very large office building with many other businesses,

lawyers, accountants, solicitors, whatever the fuck you want and then I have my

little office where I record my podcast.

But we have shared spaces.

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