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Hello, Mama's. A wise man named Bo Burnham once said, and I'm not going to quote this directly

because I don't go around memorizing quotes of what people said. I don't remember what I had

for breakfast this morning. But Bo Burnham basically once said, companies are trying to colonize our

mind. As you know, throughout history, we have just tried to colonize land. The British

moved into North America and made America. But there's no more places to colonize.

Until companies realized that you can colonize every minute of someone's day.

And that's what I want to talk about today.

When the fuck did everything start costing money online?

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