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Welcome to the Blind Buy podcast.

It's a Wednesday morning here in Limerick City.

Tomorrow I'm down in Cork.

I'm down in Cork and I'm playing at the Cork podcast festival,

which I fucking, I despise saying the name of the festival.

I adore the Kark podcast festival.

I love the lads who run it.

It's one of my favourite festivals in the country, but I can't fucking for the life of me pronounce the name correctly.

I keep conning at the Park Cod Pass Festival. It's not,

it's the Cork Podcast Festival. Just whatever way the consonants, whatever way the consonants

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