Why Don't Wizards Rule the World? (Feat. Alli)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2015

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes cast powerful spells, wear a pointy hat, and live in a magical tower as we ask why wizards don't rule the world. We discuss Wizard power levels, making your castle spectacular, and the function of a monarch in todays society. Alli quickly sets her sights on immortality, Zammit solves his problem with a gulag, and Jackson just wants to solve world hunger. So grow your beard long, buy an owl and talk to it, and try not to get your star and moon robe dirty. It's a wizardocracy and it's time you got used to it.Want to help fund a rescue effort to free Jackson’s cows? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help save thousands.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least seven books on running the perfect society.

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