If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, not a person, a plant or animal, what would it be?

Who's picking plant?

But anyway, go ahead.

Yeah, right.

There's no way I'm picking plant.

The only way it's like, oh, I just want to have bees come on my head every day. All right, we're back airheads.

It's time once again for another stirring rendition of putting on airs.

I know what I want to start with.

We don't have to do this.

We can move on because I don't think you intended for me to bring this up publicly.

But I just.

Oh, God.

What's happening?

Okay. We were trying to figure out when we were going to record today via text message. And... Well, no, we weren't trying to figure out you demanded a time as you do every week. You said, this is when we're starting. And by the way, we don't have to do the fucking show at all. I don't need you, is what Tray said.

We can just not fucking do it. Do you think my bank account's going to suffer? I don't give a shit. We're doing it at 3.30, or you can go start a new podcast with Drew. We'll see how that goes. 345. Anyway, the rest of that is accurate. But we got set on 345. and we set the time, okay, we agree, 345.

Then Corey, of that is accurate, but we've got set on 345 and we set the time, okay, we agree 345.

Then Corey sends a text that says, and I'm reading this verbatim, and I want you to let me go

through the entire exchange before you respond to it because I'm willing, I'm saying up top,

I might be stupid. I don't even know what I have done here.

I might be stupid, okay? I'm prepared to be stupid here. You sent a text that said,

FYI, I might be problematically stoned because I hate a late lunch, L-O-L. Now, listen, I've read hate as a typo. I was like,

he means eight. I ate a late lunch is what I thought you. So I didn't misunderstand that,

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