This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, mystery hour with James O'Brien.

And there we are. Time for a little more, shall we say, levity, perhaps, than the news diet currently allows.

0356.0909973 is the number you need.

If you know how this feature works and you have a question that already has an answer.

And if you don't know how it works, I suppose I should give you a quick heads up.

You almost certainly have bubbling away somewhere in the back of your brain,

a question which demands an answer,

a question which admits a solution. You know that there is an answer. You could possibly find it

if you wanted to, or possibly you've tried and failed. Somebody else listening to this program will

know. It could be a very serious question, scientific, based upon all manner of academic achievement,

or it could be a fairly

silly inquiry. And the same is true of the answers. You ask a question, the person who answers

it might know the answer because they're a highfalut and academic, or they might just know it

because they saw it on telly last week. It's the who, the why, the what, the where, the when,

the whither, and even the occasional wherefore.

034-5-6060973 is the number you need to ask your question.

And once you've asked it, we will get an idea, we'll get it on them.

It's going to be quite fun, actually, considering that I'm in Deptford,

and the switchboard is in the heart of London's fashionable Leicester Square. But we'll see how it unfolds and cross our fingers and no doubt solve a bunch of mysteries before 1 o'clock today.

If you want to get involved, the number remains the same.

And I only say the number and I've got phone lines free.

And I currently do have two phone lines free.

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