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No question too big, no question too small.

This week, a question that is very small.

Not a question of mine, someone else's, but a question I related to very deeply.

A question from an internet

personality, an anonymous one who writes a substack I enjoy. I know you prefer to write online under

the name cartoons hate her. Is there like a first name that we can use for the purposes of this

story? Yes. So I go by C-H in like my comment section, my Discord and stuff, but then if

legacy media wants me to write for them, and, you know, sometimes they do, to quote Trump,

they were begging like dogs, they were saying, please write for a wonderful publication,

but I said, you can't do it without the beautiful pseudonym. I don't want to do the real Trump. They were begging like dogs. They were saying, please write for a wonderful publication.

But I said, you can't do it without the beautiful pseudonym. I don't want to do the real name.

There's a lot of weird people out there. You've got to use the beautiful pseudonym.

So basically, I go by Claire Haber Harris, which is C.H.H. for short.

This was minute two of my interview with Claire. Talking to her, for me, I experienced her like a fireworks factory that someone had accidentally

dropped a lit match in, a stunning show that's also a lot, where I found myself entertained

but not totally sure where to sit.

So, how do you describe what it is you do?

I run the number one humor account on Substack, at least as of this day. I don't know if someone's going to overtake me by the time this comes out.

I write about social dynamics, anything from friendship, parenting, relationships, dating, marriage,

and then also just some like random, like,, internet pop culture, that kind of stuff.

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