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Hey, Smarty Pants, are you up for an adventure?

No, not to get lunch.

I'm about to shrink myself down and embark on an expedition to discover weird bodily substances.

That's right.

Through the magic of podcasting and narration,

you'll get to join me on my yuckiest, gooiest,

gooiest, what the heckiest adventure yet.

You ready to explore the grossest of gross?

Good, but first, I just need to grab my friend Miss Gusting.

Ew, what did I just step in?

Oh, hey, trustee narrator, all fit for our gross bodily adventure.

Yeah, but I think it might have already started.

I seem to have stepped in something squishy on your porch.

Oh, sometimes I like to hock a luge when I'm sitting out here.

A luge?

You know, when you cough up snot from the back of your throat and spinning out?

Did you know the really thick snot made in your lungs is called phlegm.

And once you spin it out, it's called spewdom.

But I prefer saying,

luge. Yuck! But I prefer saying, Lougie.

Yuck, that's so gross.

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