Why does Superman find Lois Attractive?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2014

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes crash land on earth, get corporate, call themselves Clarke and act like a bunch of Kents while wondering why Superman find Lois Lane Attractive. We look at Kryptonian evolution, make an effort to get our heads around genetic attraction, attempt to rationalise forming an emotional emotional connection with an alien and struggle to imagine making love with a chimp.Jackson is obsessed with Superman’s butthole, Zammit is more interested in Superman’s penis and Duscher just wants to be the first astronaut to die of mustard gas poisoning. It’s an interspecies intergalactic interplanetary erotic journey as we do our best to answer the age old question of nature vs nurture.Want to help research the logic of Kryptonian buttholes? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in locating the bastard.

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0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:18.4	May I have your attention please. can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:27.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the
0:32.3	rain again.
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0:37.0	T's and C's apply.
0:38.0	Check the Uber app.
0:39.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:42.0	Thank you for calling National Lottery
0:44.0	and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:46.4	Yeah, I think I have.
0:48.0	I'd just take to double check before I do a cartwheel.
0:50.1	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize, 1.2 million.
0:54.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:58.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
1:00.0	I got a half-fey.
1:01.0	This Christmas, it could be you.
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