Why Does Skynet Even Try?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2014

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes come with you because they want to live. We look at all of Skynet’s ill-conceived schemes and wonder if they’re even trying. It’s a verbal journey as we explore the numerous options our future overlords had of taking out John Connor from mustard gas in the future, sending giant skin tanks to the present or just killing the bloodline in the far past. Zammit sells humanity out the first chance he gets to join team robot, Jackson has a watery solution for us to co-exists, at least for a little while, and Duscher gets far too confused and angry about time-travel. Skynet just need to get over their hate boner for John Connor, hunker down and focus on their robopocalypse end game.

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1:28.0	Hey guys and welcome to another episode of Plumbing the Death Star. We asked asked the important questions like, why does SkyNet even try?
1:40.0	SkyNet, Terminator Films, the whole thing is SkyNet, a computer program,
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