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Continue your rant.

I don't have time.

I just, I'm like, I might be a child, dude.

Because today I have a physical therapy appointment, right?

Let me tell you what time my physical therapy appointment is.

I don't know.

I just know that when I went to physical therapy last week, we scheduled me for Thursday or Wednesday and Thursday of this week.

And I believe my Thursday is 5 p.m. Wednesday, I have no idea. I'm like a child.

Not a child. That's you and me are both on the same boat

with this. If you don't know your weekly schedule, you're too busy. You need to slow down.

So me, what do I know? I mean, besides the Bobby, all you people that say we don't, you guys don't

have a schedule? Bobby Bone Show put some dumb schedule in our calendar.

Yes.

And at a principle, I refuse to have my own then sub-calendar,

so I have to look through two calendars.

But sure, we have a Bobby Boneshow calendar that is just inserted in my phone

without my permission.

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