Why Does Lunchbox Not Listen?

Sore Losers

iHeartPodcasts

Sports, Comedy

4.8 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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In this episode Lunchbox has to take responsibility for not listening to his wife when she told him details about Coaches Convention 5! FYI the add ons will be up Wednesday and not today as Lunchbox is an idiot and would like to apologize to Sore Losers Nation. Ray had a weekend filled with Christmas, from movies to drinks to shopping, it was Christmas all the time. Lunchbox talks about his weird night out with a bunch of dudes dressed as Santa and his time down in Naples, Florida.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed Human.
0:05.7	Dude, what a weekend, man.
0:09.6	Did I tell you or did I tell you?
0:13.7	Moneymakers, two out of three, if you've been following, that is eight in one over the last three weeks.
0:22.6	Christmas presents will be paid for.
0:26.7	Are you putting on those gloves?
0:28.6	Yeah.
0:29.1	You look like an idiot.
0:30.6	OJ gloves.
0:35.5	If it didn't fit, don't acquit.
0:54.9	No, if it doesn't fit, you must acquit. Dude, I don't care. I just want to be warm in my old age. It's just really, it's frustrating to be in this building. It's so cold. It's like if they listen to me and they bet every game I told him to bet, they would be able to put heat in every single room in this building and we wouldn't be icicles when we get done doing shows. Wait, I thought you said Seahawks. Yeah, and I said
1:01.9	Niners and I said Broncos. The Seahawks didn't cover? So I went two and one. Oh. The last three
1:08.4	weeks, I'm eight and one over the last three weeks.
1:11.7	You weren't even close on the Seahawks one.
1:14.7	I don't really know what happened there.
1:16.3	I kept looking at it thinking, is this Philip Rivers dude going to come back at 45 and win an NFL game?
1:22.0	You know how much of a D slap that is to the entire NFL?
1:26.0	It wasn't like he really did anything. It was their defense. Right, but his balls were placed pretty good. I mean, I don't know. I didn't watch the game. I didn't get to see the game. I missed that game. I just saw the score. It kept going, huh, why is this working? Why is C-Bket not pulling away? Yeah, why are they?
1:44.8	Okay, at halftime they're going to pull away.
1:46.4	No, no, half-time they're not going to pull away. Cool, cool. They're going to score a touchdown here eventually. No, they never scored a touchdown. Field goals. Yeah, a lot of them. I have a game to go to, man. If you live in Seattle, you saw a 45-year-old dude that you paid $300 to see,
2:03.7	and you saw five field goals, if not more.
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