America loves its founding fathers, but that's a tough act to follow as a founding son.

I'm Bob Crawford. Join me, Patrick Warburton, and Nick Offerman, as we bring the sixth

president to life. Was there ever witnessed such a bare-faced corruption in any country before?

Let justice be done, though the heavens fall!

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Is this really how people feel after they listen to the podcast?

I think it's the best representation. Okay, this is this sums up how we what we get from our listeners

after the podcast. Tell hours ago, there is plenty of reason for me to be upset right now. You wasted

my whole fucking day. All my days! You totally fucked us all over! All day! What the fuck?

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I'm sorry. We're gonna mess with us all day. 20 minutes here. 20 minutes there. Moot to D7. Moot

E5. Moot E4. It's bullshit. We try to post every day. You never have a deal with the whole time.

Eddie, sorry. And we try to do it. I'm sure you're a good person, but you work for a horrible evil

company. I'm sorry. You feel that way. Tell hours ago. Yeah, guys, I mean, we try. We do our best.

I mean, and we don't try to do 10 minutes here. 20 minutes there. We try to do about 45 minutes

to an hour every time. We apologize. I'm sorry. It all started when a dumbass met another dumbass

and they became the dumbest tree of the end. Oh, I get it. I get it.

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Arnol. We've already done enough to these people. They don't deserve that.

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