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This is Steve Allen's A Little Bit Extra, leading Britain's conversation. You're listening to our podcast of Steve Allen.

Morning everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Steve Allen's Monday the 24th of May,

so you know it's a good one because the weather's atrocious. It is just appalling, isn't it? Over the weekend,

it rained. Then this morning it tipped down just as I was getting ready to come into work.

And I thought, oh, dear, honestly. But never mind. It doesn't matter. Because apparently by this weekend, which is the bank holiday weekend, it should be doing an awful lot better.

Should be doing an awful lot better.

So here we go, dreary old Katie Price again,

who seems to think that people should put her up to do Eurovision.

But you can't sing, darling. You have no talent.

You have no talent.

And she says, I might have been on that stage.

You might have got a point.

No, you wouldn't.

You'd be nil Poit as well.

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