From the braids behind Brains-on, this is Moment of Um.

Moment of Um comes to you from APN Studios. I'm Bernie, the button burglar.

Um,

Hi, I'm a sneaky little burglar named Bernie.

And I'm about to make a score.

See that mattress over there?

The one with the big white buttons?

Watch this.

Yoink!

Ah ha!

Now it's mine.

You see, my passion is stealing buttons.

You may not know me, but I'm sure we've crossed paths.

Have you ever put your pants on and they fall down?

Because the button went missing? Or, you went to dress up in a fancy shirt for a wedding.

And suddenly you can't find one of those pearly white fasteners. That was me. I'm a glutton for buttons.

They're so useful. I use them to button everything in my house. My curtains,

closed with a button, my toilet, put down the lid, and button it. I even have an oven button,

so I don't accidentally open it when it's hot. But there's one button I just can't make sense of. The belly button.

It doesn't seem to button up anything. I have one and I still haven't found a use for it.

I know Advik wanted to know too. Why do we need belly buttons? A doctor should be able to help us out.

So we actually don't need belly buttons. A doctor should be able to help us out. So we actually don't need belly buttons now. My name is Emma Gershton-Seng, and I'm a pediatrician in Philadelphia. So whenever you

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