Hello, I'm currently out of office.

An article I read recently said we're more relaxed and more productive after a good break.

So, I've gone to Barbados for a month for science. Yours, Toby. Take your holiday as seriously as British

Airways holidays take your holiday. Atul protected.

Stria with James O'Brien.

Four minutes after 12 is the time. You're listening to James O'Brien on LBC. Is it? We do miss

year? We did it last week, didn't we?

It just feels like we haven't done it for a while.

There's one member of the team today who's never done it before, and I have to tell you,

between friends, poor fellas having kittens, you'll be fine pushing those buttons, ringing those bells.

Just make sure you've got the had a lullia chorus ready and possibly a Rayliota.

Sorry, it was a private conversation between me and a young colleague,

stepping up to the plate in spectacular fashion this afternoon.

Now, for everybody else.

The way this works is the radio equivalent of those newspaper and magazine features you've seen

where somebody writes in and says why do we do this where does that come from what's this why

woo who the five w's in that play i saw about newspapers a nice reminder who what why where

when and any anything goes you can even have a whither or a wence if you're so minded occasionally

we even encounter a where for point is you've got a question and or a wince if you're so minded occasionally we even encounter a where

for point is you've got a question and it needs an answer so you ring in and you ask it and you'll

see if you're new to this how wide the goalposts are how far apart the goalposts are it can be a very

complicated scientific question or it could be an incredibly simple um question about why do we do

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