Why do some eggs have chickens in? - 11 Jun 15

James O'Brien's Mystery Hour

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2015

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

If you've ever wondered "why", then this is the hour for you. Sometimes simple, sometimes intelligent, but almost always entertaining, probably the best hour of radio you could ever download!

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0:00.0	This is LBC, leading Britain's conversation.
0:05.8	Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.
0:08.7	Call 034-60-973.
0:13.9	Tweet at LBC.
0:16.3	Text 84850.
0:18.8	Mystery Hour with James O'Brien on LBC.
0:24.2	Four minutes after 12 is the time.
0:26.2	Allow me to issue my weekly guarantee, my copper bottom, gold standard, silver-plated guarantee.
0:33.5	You will know more by one o'clock than you do now.
0:35.8	Promise. Seriously. Honest. Absolutely honest to God.
0:39.2	I can't promise you'll be remotely grateful for the information that you glean or the knowledge that you accrue.
0:43.8	I can't promise in any way, shape or form that it will prove in any way useful to you in the future.
0:48.2	It often does, but that's not part of the guarantee.
0:50.2	The guarantee is this and this alone, a guarantee that has never once been broken.
0:58.3	You will know more by one o'clock than you do now if you carry on listening to LBC.
1:02.2	Why? Because this is a celebration of knowledge.
1:06.3	A celebration of whose knowledge? Well, kind of like everybody's.
1:15.9	It's a sort of nostalgic stroll back to a world without search engines and smartphones,
1:20.2	where if you wanted to know something, you had to ask someone, or possibly look it up,
1:21.3	but you're not allowed to look it up.
1:23.2	That's one of the things I should make absolutely clear.
1:25.5	No works of reference, whether printed or digital.
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