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🗓️ 20 May 2022
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder ponder life's many mysteries; the meaning of life, time and space, and why Republicans keep voting for Republicans.
Titus Podcast ...SCREAM SANITY!
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast. |
0:11.1 | This episode is brought to you by FitBod, Sunday.com, Hello Fresh and Ultimate Ears headphones. |
0:17.1 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. |
0:20.3 | Ah, I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update. |
0:23.7 | Hi, today I need to talk to the people who vote. |
0:26.0 | Sorry. |
0:27.0 | People who vote and elect the lowest level insane, bass, aqua racist, sexist, ignorant, |
0:33.2 | loser, hate, mongering, treasonous, hums in our country, you know, at least since the Civil War. |
0:37.8 | How are you guys doing? |
0:39.3 | This right here is a member of Congress who may or may have not gotten her GED. |
0:43.3 | Another one who called Hitler's Gestapo the Gestapo police and don't get me started |
0:47.7 | on her doing pull-ups. |
0:48.7 | Really? |
0:49.7 | So between a literate failed restaurant owner whose husband works for the oil industry, |
0:53.6 | oh and by the way, she's on the committee that decides oil leases. |
0:56.7 | And even more a literate member of Congress who is a hardcore Christian who believes deeply |
1:01.2 | in Jesus and banged her tantric sex guru, Jim owner while she was married. |
1:07.4 | I want you people to know you're really voting below your weight class. |
1:11.0 | Honestly, I want someone smarter and more accomplished than me using my tax money, making |
1:17.1 | legislative decisions. |
1:18.1 | And I know that's a low bar, but why? |
1:20.0 | Why did you guys vote for a six time bankrupt loser that wants to date his daughter and another |
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