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Ah, I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update. Hi, today I need to talk to the people who vote. Sorry, I mean, people who vote and elect the lowest level insane, bass, awkwards, racist, sexist, ignorant, loser, hate-mongering, treasonous humps in our country. You know, at least since the Civil War. How are you guys doing? This right here is a member of Congress who may or may have not gotten her GED, another one who called Hitler's Gestapo the Gaspacho police, and don't get me started on her doing pull-ups. Really? So between an illiterate failed restaurant owner whose husband works for the oil industry, oh, and by the way, she's on the committee that decides oil leases, and an even more illiterate member of Congress who is a hardcore Christian who believes deeply in Jesus

and banged her tantric sex guru gym owner while she was married.

I want you people to know, you're really voting below your weight class. Honestly,

I want someone smarter and more accomplished than me using my tax money, making legislative decisions.

And I know that's a low bar, but why? Why did you guys vote for a six-time bankrupt loser that

wants to date his daughter? And another dude that had a life goal of visiting Hitler's vacation home

and was supremely anti-gay, yet let someone shoot this video in bed with his cousin.

This dude is the crackiest dentist I have ever seen, and he said that Russia is not our enemy.

Is that before or after they tried to hack into our election system and power grid?

This dude told Americans to find other Americans and start kicking ass and taking names.

And this dude fled his own state to Mexico when the power grid went down and left his dog

to freeze to death. This dude, Josh Hitler, sorry, Josh Hawley, got to get my eyes

fixed, said he would try to get the election overturned, then led the Republicans in Congress

to overthrow our government. But he didn't bet on this dude. This is a TV doctor who sold

butt cream, teeth whitener, and skin tightener to housewives for years. And he may get elected to Congress.

And this dude was at the January 6th insurrection and still claims the election was stolen

after this guy, this guy, and this guy said it wasn't stolen.

He won the primary.

Who hurt you, Republican voters?

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